Scheduled for release: Fall 2026
Everything I Needed to Know---
I learned in Milwaukee
Musings of Little Things that Matter
A collection of short stories, essays, and reflections
rooted in Milwaukee memory, family, humor, and
the little moral lessons that stay with us.
Read a Sample: “The Little Church of the the Innerdoor Bed”
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Dear Visitors,
Welcome to BillieKelpin.com, a portal into the eclectic world
of a "wondering-wandering" mind!
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Attention: This isn't a typical author page.
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Think of this site, not only as a collection of stories but as a
gallery of projects that have called to me through the years. -
I've gathered everything here to provide a little something for everyone.
I hope you find something fun, entertaining, and valuable just for you!
Project Gallery
Passion Projects
a vibrant, educational site with Memory.Literary and History Games,Customized Games for YOU
Blogs
a thrilling road trip uncovering pool hall culture: interviews with owners, skilled players, and cue makers
from Biz Blog to Dog Blog; Insights to Tech Tips, find posts that spark joy.
Our Etsy Store
Quirky Mugs, Lefty T‑Shirts, etc, Tiny Books of Short Stories, and more
Essay and Short Stories
HubPages Publications
Humorous, insightful short stories, essays, and creative non-fiction
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Lucky is a loveable little puppy who lives with Mrs. Poppyset and his brothers, Shortstuff and Rags under the “H” of the Hollywood sign in Los Angeles, California. But Lucky is different. When fetching a Frisbee, he is always on the wrong side of the yard. When approaching a tree, Lucky is always on the opposite side as his brothers, causing bumped heads. And when it’s time for bed Poppyset cuddles on one side with Lucky’s brothers, and Lucky always ends up on the other. What in the world could possibly be wrong? Luckily, the Lovely Leslie, dog trainer to the stars, appears on the scene and discovers why Lucky is truly “lucky.”
25 Super Phrases: To Be Her Hero Today
Much more than a list of phrases – it’s an invitation to be mindful, appreciative, and proactive in nurturing the bonds that make a relationship thrive. This guide offers practical, heartfelt advice that can make a real difference.
A modern-day allegory for all ages about "measuring up." Polly is a little petunia who is just plain pleased to be in Mrs. Shumway's garden. But everything changes for Polly when the Garden Club comes to visit. There are "oohs" for Lucy Lavender and "ahhs" for Danita Delphinium, but no "oohs" or "ahhs" for Polly. Brought "down to the ground," she is desperate to find the answer that will keep her little Petunia heart beating.
Delightful audio stories rich with warmth, humor, and the kind of nostalgia that lingers. Each story speaks to life's quirks, joys, and enduring bonds of family in a way that feels both deeply personal and universally relatable.